The last assignment for my English Subject is to make a play about crimes
The type of the play is free
so I choose Comedy
The type of the play is free
so I choose Comedy
This is the script
N : On 21st December 2012 it’s going
to be Dave Bieber’s Birthday. He has a wish of having a party with his friends
in his house.
D : Hmm, I think I’m going to have a party on my
13th birthday next week. May I do it dad?
A : Okay son. But be careful with stranger that
might join in your party, kay?
D : Okay dad.
N : On the 21st December……..
While having his party and his parents were away, someone hold Dave’s hand
While having his party and his parents were away, someone hold Dave’s hand
J : Hey, come here for a sec, I wanna talk to
you.
D : Hey, man. Screw that! I’m not gonna talk to
you.
J : Why, man?
D : Because, one, I don’t know who you are. Two,
you are look mysteriously ugly. And three, look at you, so skinny! You should
eat something, dude!
J : Just come with me.
By the way, Thanks for your advice.
By the way, Thanks for your advice.
D : Hey just stop for one damn second.
(Wait one
second)
D : Okay, I’m good.
J : (Punch Dave very-very-very hard.)
D : Whoa, chill out.
J : (Punch Dave until he’s unconscious)
OK, he’s good to take.
OK, he’s good to take.
N : Max, Dave’s stepdad is worried. Dave hasn’t
return for 2 days since the party.
Then he got an intel that Dave has been taken away by Makarov, a worldwide criminal least wanted.
Then he got an intel that Dave has been taken away by Makarov, a worldwide criminal least wanted.
A : Ok, hmm, hmm, Damn! So you mean Dave’s has
been taken away by Makarov, why don’t you speak English clearly like 50 second ago?!
N : OK, now that Max has Confirm Dave has been
taken away by Makarov, He has to move fast.
A : (sleeping and snoring)
N : I MEAN FAST!
A : (Suddenly awake) Oh fast-fast. Yeah.
N : NOT THAT MUCH FAST YOU BONEHEAD! NORMAL
SPEED!
And that’s how you deal with such Idiotic.
And that’s how you deal with such Idiotic.
A : I need Makarov Database quickly. Fine I
search on the computer.
Downloading now.
(Waiting)
Downloading now.
(Waiting)
N : Later
A : (still waiting ; 10 % Download)
N : Much Later
A : (Still waiting ; 30 % Download)
N : Much Much
Later
A : (Still Waiting ; 60 % Download)
N : The next day
A : (Sleeping) zzzzzzz (99 % Download)
(suddenly awake) Oh, 99% good for this slow internet speed.
(suddenly awake) Oh, 99% good for this slow internet speed.
N : don’t be so happy, 1 minutes later
A : What kind of Internet speed is this
99.99999999999999% Idiot!
N : Because of slow Internet speed, Max decided
to get more intel
So, next time, use Speedy, up to 144 MBPS (Mega bytes per second)
So, next time, use Speedy, up to 144 MBPS (Mega bytes per second)
A : OK, I got it.
N : What did you got? Speedy or the Intel?
A : Both.
N : He got an Intel that Makarov is now at the
old abandoned Warehouse in South Dakota
What is This, Some kind of Warehouse 13, Who wrote the script Anyway?!
Next time, let me choose the place!
What is This, Some kind of Warehouse 13, Who wrote the script Anyway?!
Next time, let me choose the place!
A : Come out Makarov, I’ve got 10 Men surround
this place
N : Before we continue the story, let’s see what
happened with Makarov and Dave the party.
J : Whoa! This dude is so Heavy!
D : Maybe you are so Light!
J : Hey, I thought you were unconscious.
D : I was!
I’m hungry. Let’s go to McD and buy some Bigmac.
I’m hungry. Let’s go to McD and buy some Bigmac.
J : Well that’s sounds like a Plan!
N : Hey! What are you two doing. You(pointing at
Makarov) You Should torturing him (Pointing at Dave)! Not treat him Nicely!
J : Fine!
Come here you!
Come here you!
N : At the old abandoned Warehouse...
D : Where am I???
Who am I???
Whose Clothes is this???
Okay, maybe I Should shut up.
Who am I???
Whose Clothes is this???
Okay, maybe I Should shut up.
J : Here, let me explain the situation here.
If you are Screaming for help, I will Punch you in the Knee. If you trying for
searching freedom, I will punch you on your face. If you nod, I will slap you.
Do you understand?!
D : (nodding)
J : (Slapping) Again, Do you Understand?!
D : (Nodding again)
J : (Slapping Again) Do you really understand!
D : What did I do Wrong!
J : You nodded
D : Just that?!
J : Yes.
N : For 3 days, Makarov has treated his like a
gold.
He fed Him
He gave him a drink.
Just that.
So, let’s just go back to the story, shall we?
He fed Him
He gave him a drink.
Just that.
So, let’s just go back to the story, shall we?
A : Makarov, you have been Surrounded, I’ve got
10 men to surround you.
J : ok I’ve got 100 Other criminal!
A : Then I’ve got 1,000!
J : I’ve got 10,000!
A : 100,000!
J : 1,000,000
N : SHUT UP! I DON’T CARE HOW MANY MEN YOU HAVE
OR YOUR ABILITY TO COUNT! JUST START WITH THE ACTION! BOTH OF YOU!
J : Fine.
A : (Breaching)
BOOOOOOMMMMM
D : Dad!!!
A : Sit back, and let me give you an action
lesson!
A : (Fighting)
J : (Fighting)
D : Stop! Why are you fighting! Don’t you have a
duty to do! Let’s start with doing something productive in our live! First, you
have to untie me. And you (Pointing at Max) Must arrest Makarov. So be it
J : I think he’s got a point!
A : yeah!
N : So in the end, Makarov has been arrested
now.
and Makarov won’t be in this nation for eternity
Or for the next 15 years
Whichever comes first
and Makarov won’t be in this nation for eternity
Or for the next 15 years
Whichever comes first
Whaddya think
horrible isn't it
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